BUSTED...and a POOP story!

Anyone who knows us and especially knows John Ciffone knows these important details: (1) He LOVES my kids and SPOILS the hell out of them (2) He is a complete germ-a-phobe (3) My kids can do no wrong in his eyes, hell for that matter neither can Chris or I (4) He is just as BIG of a kid as my two children. Now back to the story. Last Sunday with Johnny stil out of town the kids and I woke up, hung out for a bit and then got dressed and headed towards Grandma and Papa's new house. They were having new furniture delivered and had just picked up furniture for a different room the night before that they needed our stamp of approval on. After the approval ceremony, a quick breakfast out, an impromptu trip to the park, a dissapointing trip to a bike store which turned out being closed and a few other quick store stops we headed back to the house for lunch. While the grownups were finishing their sandwiches the kids were sitting in the family room watching TV. Papa busted out his patio furniture cushions so that the kids could sit on them. Papa got a phone call from the furniture delivery people so he was occupied giving them directions, I jumped on a phone call and walked away from the table but in the background I hear Nicoletta say, "Grandma come here I have to show you something". So of course Grandma gets up and goes over to look. Next thing I know my Mom is walking Luca towards me saying, "OMG Diana LOOK!" The poor kid had POOP coming up his back, he must have felt it and put his hand back there to feel what it was so not only was it coming up his back but it was all over his shirt AND all over the cushion he was sitting on!! Panic'd I hung up the phone and looked at my Mother for guidence...."what the hell are we going to do!!??" We quickly rushed him upstairs, carefully took off his clothes and stuffed them into a plastic bag. We wiped him down as best we could and then threw him into the bathtub! While I was bathing him my Mom ran downstairs, cleaned the poop off the cushions, rinsed his clothes and threw them immediately into the wash all before Papa could get off the phone! Once off the phone he came upstairs and immediately said "oh how fun you decided to give him a bath here?!" We had to confess exactly what had just gone down and luckily he took it in stride just simply asking, "oh did you clean the cushions?" and "did you disinfect them?" Once again proving, my children can do no wrong!! I suppose you can say Luca christened their new house for them that day! Once out of the tub we realized while we had a diaper we had no clothes for him. We lovingly stuck him in one of Grandma's t-shirts! As we were getting ready to leave so we could go home for a nap I couldn't find the kids. All of a sudden I hear giggling coming from the bathroom. I busted open the door to find this....

Papa and both kids sneaking jellybeans in the bathroom!! Again proving I'm not sure who is the biggest kid in this scenario!